(nu)Erotic

From PenguinWiki

you are a pasty 400 pound 47 year old virgin that lives at their parents house in the basement on a diet of mayo, cookies, dollar hamburgers,mac n cheese and hours of sitting in a torn and broken computer chair before an aging computer stained and faded with missing keys and you think to write of how you imagine the outside world, that mysterious place of terror, uncertainty,flood and worst of all.....other people.....conversations...those strange caves opening and words coming out.........

you clack away on the keys in a furor of confused ignorant stunted sexuality and write.....