Bionogenetisus Incorporated

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A company involved in producing pharmaceuticals, bionic devices, brain enhancement devices, and genetic engineering solutions for any budget. Their stock recently skyrocketed as a result of the release of the Brainoid Computer version 2.0. Business has never been better.

However, they recently paid a $120 billion out-of-court settlement to members of a class-action suit. The claimants blamed the Brainoid Computer version 1.0 for a variety of mental infirmities. The money also goes to cover the cost of emotional damages incurred from animal cruelty charges.

Do you need to take expensive prescription drugs to stay alive or lose weight? Well your worries are no more!!! We here at BI can alter the genes in your unused cells to produce the drugs themselves!! No more synthetic drugs! Now your body can create them!! Warning: genetic alteration should be accompanied by a Brainoid Computer to be completely effective.