Choose Your Own Banana

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Walking away from a particularly irritating conversation with a senile uncle at a family reunion by the river, you happen upon a hole in the ground, about the size of a garbage can lid, which you bend down and peer into.

After a couple of seconds a massive white rabbit wearing a tophat and a silk cummerbund shuffles out dragging a sack behind him. "Which one would you like?" he asks as he opens his sack to reveal hundreds of bananas.

You are slightly taken by surprise, as you would be, and stare at the glass of red wine in your hand while you raise your eyebrows.

The rabbit gazes up at you with his disturbingly luminous purple eyes and repeats the question. You decide to just go with it, I mean, this is way more interesting than the yearly altziemers convention. You bend down and pull back the edge of the sack with your booger finger, exposing the captive fruit. HMMMMM, you think. So many choices.

Do you chose a yellow banana or a green banana?