Grant

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Grant, or Hubert Robson Elvis Grantine VII to give his full name, is an easily forgettable man. It is hard for him to make friends, and so he spends most of his days alone, playing snooker or darts. His favorite drink is hot chocolate and enjoys the occasional snort of cocaine. He appears in the story after a five year absence. Why he has been gone is unknown to us at this moment.