Inspector Rollerson

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A police inspector who wears rollerblades to the crime scene. In the 25-year span of his illustrious career, he has solved no crimes and made no arrests. Usually, crims evade him by running off the pavement onto the grass, or occasionally by standing in front of a wall and moving to the side at the last possible second so that he smashes into it.

Currently involved with the Genesis Project, not to be confused with the one from Star Trek II.