Jeff

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Jeff, full name Jeffrey Preston Bezos, is the founder of Amazon.com. While he is extremely rich and famous, his life is filled with a deep, yearning melancholy which leads him to suffer indeterminable nightmares. He is a bitter rival of Bill Gates and is constantly trying various wacky methods of bringing him down. His most recent attempt was to strap himself to a rocket so he could grab onto Bill's car and attack him. The plan backfired when the rocket blew up in his face.