List Of Characters Here
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Major And Minor Characters And the Menu for this Evening
Artie - having a whale of a time. Likes bananas. Not spinash. Urk.
The Da Vinci Cod A mysterious, primalt entity - is it fish.. or is it something more??
Gestalt: The person or persons who is all of us, the narrator of the preface.
Papa Cottonballs: Rabbit step father of Mr. Gestalt.
Idego, or id/ego author of "Towards a Systematic Analysis of the Dominance of Canine over Feline Domestication in Modern Society". Troubled by Ego issues. Likes to mention reviews received in The turdbog gazzette and the cat fancier's of 4th street mailer.
Gina: Girlfriend of Mark. Gina gets abducted just like Helena, for the purposes of the evil 'command'. They are used by 'command' as pawns in their smuggling operation, which goes very high into corruption in the government.
Rollerson: Agent Who Commissioned Sara About The Mysterious 'Genesis Project'. May be part of the subversive international cell known as "command"
Big James: Pizza Shop Owner. Learns To Love Tango. And Novelist. Alter Ego Jim
George: Aka ‘Georgy’. Right Hand Man Of Big James.
Carlo: Rather Fond Of strychnine. He Had Both Legs Blown Off In An Accident. His addiction to drugs has led to extreme episodes of hallucination and sleep disorder. Carlo has way too much time on his hands.
Inu: Albino Bulldog, Owned By Carlo And Sara
Diego: a dog.. actually a cat.. but got a species change operation performed on him (and/or) her..
Rowdynu: a dog. Also known as Rowdy Inu.
Liz: Drug Addict estranged wife Of Carlo
Chad Thompson: Some Kind Of Secret Agent Man, With A Taste For Dangerous Men. Also A Bit Of A Standoverman Particularly In Relation To Big James.
Sean: Tango Poisoner
Charlie: Pet Cat Of Big James.
The Tango poisoner: Leaves a paperback on his victims after he has tango'd them to death. let us hope he is stopped before he hits the six figure digits of murder and dance, or else that would mean a million penguins.
Big Tony: Accidentally Rung Up By George One Night. Pizza Eating Partner Of Carlo.
Amberdale: One Of The Tango poisoner's Victims
Lieutenant Gerason: Investigator Of The Tango poisoner's Victim Amberdale
Two Handsome Young Factory Workers: Very Much In Touch With Socialist Realities And Metaphors, heavy influenced by their meeting with Chad Thompson
Mikhael: Colleague In a subversive international cell known as "command" With Carlo And Underling Of Sahra, Whom He Clearly Loves Too. Mikhael Has Had Helena As A Prisoner For The Cells Purposes.
Sahra Wagenknecht: One of the last politicians from the former DDR to remain a hardline communist, a member of the european parliament, but this is just a cover that allows her frequent travel, she is really one of the leading figures in an international cell known as "command". She is the commander of Mikhael, They Appear To Have A Romantic History.
Helena: Held Prisoner In Hamburg By The Likes Of Mikhael a member of the subversive international cell known as "command". Rescued By The Mysterious Ka
Ka: Rescues Helena For His Own Mysterious Purposes:
Grant: constantly breaks the 4th wall, is ignored by everyone.
Big Babooey Benji (Aka Big Benji): Knows Big James, Don't Seem To Be Very Friendly. South African Man. Diamond Dealer. Was Raising Carlo's Daughter Anna
Data Walrus: Aka Mick Striker: Friend Of Big Jim. Simple But Friendly. A Science Fiction Fan.
Bill: owns farm famous for pedigree livestock breeding program
Bob: Probably A Fake Name Given By Carlo To A Prostitute.
Waldo: as in Where's Wally
Odlaw: Waldo's nemesis
Eva: Prostitute Known To Both Mikhael And Carlo
Simon: Identical Twin Of Carlo, Killed In A Freak Accident Whilst Still In The Test Tube
Jessica: Jim's Past Girlfriend.
Fredreson: Art Agent?
Mr. Stephen Hawking: Himself
Jeff: Jeff, full name Jeffrey Preston Bezos, is the founder of Amazon.com. While he is extremely rich and famous, his life is filled with a deep, yearning melancholy which leads him to suffer indeterminable nightmares. He is a bitter rival of Bill Gates.
Claudia: Sharpshooter. Assassin.
Mary: Late character. Likes Spaghetti. Draws Threads Together.
Mr. Grappa: Dead Man At The Foot Of Big Toni
Alice: fantasy world explorer
Hunter Bloodworth: Outdoorsman extraordinaire, Host of TV's The Hunter Bloodworth Show, Texan.
Dion: Writer
Cullen Witter: Young boy who, upon discovering this project, was confused, bewildered, excited, annoyed, intrigued, and inspired all at the same time. This small moment will lead to his becoming a great man one day. That, or this was all for nothing, wasn't
Lewis Oswald: High School English teacher. Late thirties. Philosophical ([[1]])
Al Gore only Oscar winner in this novella! --Al Gore!
