Mr. Bell

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Mr Bell - In 1876, at the age of 29, Alexander Graham Bell invented his telephone. In 1877, he formed the Bell Telephone Company, and in the same year married Mabel Hubbard and embarked on a yearlong honeymoon in Europe. What a year that was for him!

Cryogenically frozen by a freak blizzard that hit him and his wife while traversing the Swiss Alps, Mr Bell came to from his icy slumber naked and alone in the 21st century. He'd arrived at a time where his once glorious company had been split into "Baby Bells". He'd realized, to his dismay, that that these Baby Bells were nothing more then nameless telecom clones each supplying services and support more sub-standard than the next. Thankfully, nobody had gotten their hands on his pot of gold or his lucky charms.

Due to the translocation of time and space in the ice wastelands of the Swiss Alps, Mr Bell has been left with post-cyrogenically-frozen madness. While appearing sane and lucid at times, it appears that Mr Bell has mutliple personalities and exists in multiple instances of reality. Hence why he is sitting at his comatose wife's bed but at the same time she is awake, and they are both waiting for her to give birth.

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Senator Jupiter Teetjuc