Penguin
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A Penguin is an intelligent species from the future, trying to save mankind from its own destruction. However, out reach is only limited to dreams as this moment, and only to certain sensitive individuals. It is said to breathe as though from a million different straws in water, a raspy, fragmented seeming process heard as a wheeze shifting into a purr then wheeze then hiccup and back. Theorists have written about it as hypothetical, pristine, unfettered by actual existence, an idea and ideal. Some zoo employees however have sworn to police to have seen an odd ungainly strange flightless bird briefly, fleetingly frequent the cages of tropical birds, an odd beauty in the odd creature unlike anything they had seen before yet something familiar, like it grew from certain animals before unconnected but so similar in subtle ways. To edfuld durkinstock it just looked shiny and not at all like bananas (he hated them). While typically native to the Southern Hemisphere, there have recently been numerous reports of penguins appearing in the British Isles, particularly around Sheep Island.
