Tango Prisoner

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A man trapped inside an empty bottle of Tango. There are holes in the lid so he can breathe, and he is given three meals a day.

A Moist breath, attached to a lunging neck, searching in the dark. A drooping tongue, all chalky and potted, limp and hard can be seen twitching over the Tango label's ledge. Above this WIDE NOSTRELS GAP and mounted on top two hungry eyes.